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     Dialogue between a Priest and a drunk alcoholic :-

     Priest - Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to hell.

     Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells the liquor?

     Priest - He will also go to hell.

     Alcoholic - What about him who sells tandoori chicken outside the Liquor Store?

     Priest - He too will go to hell.

URDU

Two new URDU words have been proposed to be included in Oxford dictionary

1. Gumshuda- (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally, emotionally  and financially lost.

Best Slogans..... 

1. Sign on a railway station at Patna :
(Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khaana free).

2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai :
(Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother).

3. Sign on a bulletin board :
(Success is relative, More the success,
More the relatives).

4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai :
(We need your heads to run our business).

5. A traffic slogan :
(Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old).

6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES :
(It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God.

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